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|  Subject: Funny: Never Argue with a Reader  Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:48 am | |
| I thought this section needed a new post so here goes. I received this in an email today.
Subject: Never argue with a woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you would start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day Ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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| | Subject: Re: Funny: Never Argue with a Reader Tue May 06, 2008 9:48 pm | |
| That's hilarious, I have to take that to my bookclub. They will love it! Thanks.  |
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